Loss of Contact

The female mind. *sigh*

• Me: So when was your last date?
• Girl: A long time...like over year.
• Me: So what constitutes a date?
• Girl: You know...going out, the guy pays for everything.
• Me: Haven't I paid almost every time we've gone out the last few months?
• Girl: Yes.
• Me: So is this a date?
• Girl: I don't know. Are you paying?