So. I’ve never really lived in a place that was subject to tornadoes, so much. So when I moved here I bought a weather radio. Last night the radio went off at least 4 times with tornado warnings. For those who might be unfamiliar, a tornado warning means one or more tornadoes have actually been spotted. My weather radio is particularly fancy and only goes off when a warning applies to the county I live in, so last night was a bit of a tornado festivus.
Unfortunately, I don’t have a basement. In the absence of one you’re supposed to be in an interior room. My only interior rooms with no windows are the bathrooms. I think you can see where this is going. With actual tornadoes out there, I wasn’t about to just go to sleep on my bed, right next to an enormous window. But I had to sleep. So, after putting my cats in their carriers in one bathroom, I put a bunch of blankets and pillows in the tub, and tried to sleep.
Unsurprisingly, it didn’t work out so well. After the last tornado warning expired, I got in a real bed, and thankfully dreamed of disasters that do not require sleeping in tubs.